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Post by crazyassmetalhead on Tue Feb 23, 2010 5:00 am

i'm thinking about starting a black metal/ pagan/ shaman/ nihilism based cult.......more like a group of people with the same common need to do their own thing and get tax breaks for it.....the cult/ religion aspect of it is more about parody and tax exemptions as well as an attempt to get certain legal approval for the shamnistic aspect of it.

it's actually more of a survivalist group/ motorcycle club in my head but the cult would fit well with it.....gives it sort of a mystique........plus having your own religion would be badass.

of course convincing the powers that be that a group of people with no actual beliefs and a common disdain for organized religion and modern society are indeed a religion.......but i'll work that out if the time ever comes.


anyone else think it'd be cool to have a cult just for the hell of it?
if so, what would yours be based on?
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Post by Buddha on Tue Feb 23, 2010 5:02 am

You should go to Wikipedia and read about Waco, and then avoid all the stuff they did wrong. ha

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Post by CriminalAnarchist on Tue Feb 23, 2010 5:11 am

i couldn't create a cult, unless it was a lesbian cult but i don't want a lesbian cult.

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Post by crazyassmetalhead on Tue Feb 23, 2010 5:41 am

they were doing alright until the f.b.i. burned them all alive.

we'll just have more guns and a better fort.

and it'll all be legal, thats where they fucked up......they came up on the feds radar.
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Post by CriminalAnarchist on Tue Feb 23, 2010 5:52 am

get a lion. no one fucks with a lion.

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Post by crazyassmetalhead on Tue Feb 23, 2010 5:59 am

i'm partial to having a pack of free roaming yard wolves...

less exotic of a diet, more adapted to the climate of wherever this heavily fortified complex will be.

plus more metal.
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Post by CriminalAnarchist on Tue Feb 23, 2010 6:09 am

get a random mix of violent animals...that way when they take down one they have to figure out a new plan for taking down the next.

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Post by Hdeuce on Tue Feb 23, 2010 9:51 am

Get the yard wolves, a group of attach eagles (feds cant shoot them) and a bunch of vicious ass monkeys.

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Post by CriminalAnarchist on Tue Feb 23, 2010 9:57 am

and a fucking lion!

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Post by Hdeuce on Tue Feb 23, 2010 10:01 am

no lion. a tiger

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Post by CriminalAnarchist on Tue Feb 23, 2010 10:15 am

lions and tigers and bears oh my!

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Post by Hdeuce on Tue Feb 23, 2010 12:20 pm

yeah yeah bears too!!!!! ON UNICYCLES!!!!!!!!!!

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Post by crazyassmetalhead on Tue Feb 23, 2010 9:35 pm

but then i gotta feed the animals too........damn.

idk this is getting complicated.



lol if i stay in florida i'm definately gonna have an alligator moat though.
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Post by Cat Soup on Tue Feb 23, 2010 10:26 pm

You could try to work in that you have to kill anybody who comes on to the sacred land during a ritual. Then you have the area of your fort be the sacred land and a ritual that goes 24/7 everyday.
I don't know the difference between cult and religion, i thought it was that it had to be accepted by a major religious or political figure, but i don't think that is the case.

http://www.apath.org/creating_religion.html
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Post by CriminalAnarchist on Tue Feb 23, 2010 10:42 pm

crazyassmetalhead wrote:but then i gotta feed the animals too........damn.

idk this is getting complicated.



lol if i stay in florida i'm definately gonna have an alligator moat though.

no just every once and a while call the cops and the animals could feast on the person who comes 0_______0

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Post by Buddha on Wed Feb 24, 2010 6:24 am

The government does not give an explanation of religion but the IRS does.


1. A distinct legal existence
2. A recognized creed and form of worship
3. A definite and distinct ecclesiastical government
4. A formal code of doctrine and discipline
5. A distinct religious history
6. A membership not associated with any other church or denomination
7. An organization of ordained ministers
8. Ordained ministers selected after completing prescribed studies
9. A literature of its own
10. Established places of worship
11. Regular congregations
12. Regular religious services
13. Sunday schools for religious instruction of the young
14. Schools for the preparation of its ministers.

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Post by crazyassmetalhead on Wed Feb 24, 2010 10:33 pm

damn sounds harder than i thought it's be.

i'm not gonna have scientologist money after all.
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Post by CriminalAnarchist on Fri Feb 26, 2010 9:39 am

just find a celebrity and convince them that you're onto a new fad that they can lead but you need a little cash, there's your funding.

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Post by Hdeuce on Fri Feb 26, 2010 10:01 am

start worshipping that god from avatar, and pretend like nature is all intertwined and shit, someone will think it makes sense.

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Post by crazyassmetalhead on Fri Feb 26, 2010 10:10 pm

so i mix paganism and smurfs and find celebrity funding and i'm good?
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Post by Cat Soup on Fri Feb 26, 2010 10:14 pm

The celebrity would bring a lot of attention which would attract a bunch of other people also.

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Post by Hdeuce on Sat Feb 27, 2010 12:27 am

Yes smurfs. paganism, celebrities, .... and some sort of ritual, prayer meeting.

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Post by Buddha on Sat Feb 27, 2010 12:55 am

I'm in.

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Post by CriminalAnarchist on Tue Mar 09, 2010 9:04 am

you should offer cookies and special punch as well

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