I club midgets!

by Brady Thu Feb 18, 2010 2:42 am

Hi everybody! My name is Brady. I am 18 years old, currently in high school, and I like piña coladas and getting caught in the rain. By the time I turned 12 I had already served 2 tours in Nam with the Coast Guard but was dishonorably discharged for making a fishy face at the Colonel who, in those times, was required to dress in a clown suit with a fake flower on his shirt that shot water at you. I spent 20 years in the brig with those two dudes from A Few Good Men, Charlie Sheen, who in that time was Carlos Irwin Estévez, while learning to play the electric guitar. In 2004 and a half, I set the world record for most golf balls eaten in a single sitting, but was rejected by Guinness, because some dude broke the record for most tennis balls eaten that year, and they thought that was more impressive. I'm neither a dog or cat person. But rather a lizard person. I have two pet velociraptors named Marcus, and well, it's too hard to type the other ones name. It is essentially saying the number pi all the way to the 523rd digit. Anywho, I have to get to posting now! Very Happy