Dont you wish you could date me?

Don't you all wish you could live somewhere near me so you could be with me and experience my overwhelming awesomeness on a day to day basis. You could be there when I think of, say, or do something awesome, almost every time, and just be absolutely astounded by the God-like qualities I have grown to adapt into character traits. You don't have to fight it, I know you are going to want to post no, just so you don't inflate my already over-sized ego, but don't worry about me, I'll be alright. And guys, its not gay to want me, as long as you don't act on it you will be okay, just accept it and try not to think of my penis, because its mine and you can not have it.

this thread is full of ridiculousness lol